My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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