I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption