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Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure

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(248): Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure http://tfl.nu/x7gl

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well that was a long night...

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dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?

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no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on

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(908): well that was a long night... (609): dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened? (908): no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on http://tfl.nu/y1mz

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the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...

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dibs.

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(203): the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces... (603): dibs. http://tfl.nu/d3kw

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I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life

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(209): I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life http://tfl.nu/mnvk

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(904): View more from Florida

it's circumsized.

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I think this conversation is over.

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(904): it's circumsized. (954): I think this conversation is over. http://tfl.nu/jc3y

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.

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(832): Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool. http://tfl.nu/d5dr

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(301): View more from Maryland

The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"

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(301): The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football" http://tfl.nu/o0mi

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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.

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(315): And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter. http://tfl.nu/66e0

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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested

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(305): Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested http://tfl.nu/egzq

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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems

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(519): she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems http://tfl.nu/ja9t

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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick

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(432): She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick http://tfl.nu/csbc

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The air was thick with penises

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(805): The air was thick with penises http://tfl.nu/1iew

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I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.

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(647): I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday. http://tfl.nu/lj8p

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YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE

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YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.

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I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER

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(845): YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE (1-914): YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING. (845): I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER http://tfl.nu/t573

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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon

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(727): I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon http://tfl.nu/419o

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