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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I am puke

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.

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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.

  (336): View more from North Carolina

  Haha hell yea

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  Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher

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• (315): View more from New York

  For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..

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