How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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