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(248): View more from Michigan

dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand

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(732): View more from New Jersey

and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening

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(815): View more from Illinois

No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.

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(210): View more from Texas

yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night

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(325): View more from Texas

I fcuked ip.

(214): View more from Texas

Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?

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(607): View more from New York

I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs

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(917): View more from New York City

Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.

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(224): View more from Illinois

I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!

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