It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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