i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I need to align my fucking chakras
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