in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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