I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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