Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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