hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
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