Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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