love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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