You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
im having a threesome with these popsicles
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
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Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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