yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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