i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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