I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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