question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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