I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
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Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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