Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I love you.
Bad choice
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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