I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
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So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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