it wasn't lemon gatorade
I have demons in me.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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