I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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