Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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