did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
so explain again why im purple
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I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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