I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Randomize