Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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