3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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