Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
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she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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