Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
worst night to have a conscience
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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