we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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