I just saw a hot homeless man
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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