no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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