He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
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my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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