During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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