I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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