he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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