Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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