i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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