The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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