Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
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Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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