So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
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chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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