Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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