how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head