He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I can't put those talents on a resume
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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