Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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