she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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