I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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