i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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