So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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