I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.