Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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