I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
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At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
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Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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