There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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